| The three things I can't live without are: My computer, my cat, my ego. |
| My co-workers describe me as: Special. |
| But I'm really: No, they're right...I just don't wear the helmet at work. ...I should probably start. |
| I have not eaten food in the office refrigerator that wasn't mine. |
| The thing I like most about my job is: Watching Maury at lunch with my boss. "You are NOT the father!" |
| The thing I like least about my job is: Being restricted from YouTube.com. |
| The thing I like most about my cube is: My cat lamps! Oh, and my dual LCD monitors! |
| The thing I like least about my cube is: The peeling paint and dirty carpeting...and it's all...TAN...or off-white..w/e. Even my filing cabinet blends in with the walls. |
| My fantasy job is: Evil Overlord |
More about me in 100 words or less:
My schedule consists of work, school, sleep, and playing World of Warcraft. I enjoy online games; specifically for the past two years, Warcraft. I love cats, all animals in general. I'm witty and have a problem when it comes to biting my tongue...I think I may have mild Turret's. I have an ass that puts most African American females to shame; so I've been told. (I don't mean to offend; but I just had to eat that last Cheeto. Queue Sir Mix Alot theme song...) I am a forum troll and I enjoy reading Fark.com in my spare time. MySpace.com is the devil..."omg ur qt! a/s/l?!!1@!!?" Yeah, no thanks. I am practiced in the art of making you hate yourself, photoshop and am fluent in "l337." Anyhow, I have a Bachelors in Fine Arts but I've ended up in IT so I've been going back to school for a Web Programming Certificate. |
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