bored
so one time i had to stay late at the office and i hear like grunts and weird noises coming from the break room. i walk in side and see my neighbor and jannelle the copy lady getting it on next to the fridge i didn't go in there for weeks
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Stepping Out
once when a woman in my neighboring cubical stepped out for coffee, i ran into her cubical, booted a CD i made, and cranked up the volume. Ten seconds later after i was safe in my cubical, her computer beg8iins to blare, "I'M WATCHING GAY PORN! I'M WATCHING GAY PORN!"
this braught some laughs.
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Coffe anyone ?
I like to make "decaf", and tell everyone it is "regular". Then I watch as everyone gets headaches from lack of caffeine.
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toilet seat
we have a unisex restroom in our office. I purposefully raise the seat when my coworker is not around cause it drives her crazy.
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frustrated / repressed
I spend a lot of time staring at the women in my office wondering what its like to be with them. And lately, it isnt just the women.
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