AROMA ANNOYA
There is a cubie mate of mine who is always standing up and complaining about purfume or lotion scents giving her a headach. One time she complained when I put on a fragrance free lotion. I became so annoyed that from time to time when she is not looking I spray purfume into her cube. Then she goes nuts looking for the smell and where it came from.
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Look before spraying
Like "Stinky Co Worker", we have a couple guys that must have some sort intestinal issues. Before we finally got our exhaust fan fixed, these two guys would leave their mark. Occasionally the timing was right where a visitor would happen down the hall and you could watch them almost gag. One time, I go in there and it was pretty bad. I took a peek and didn't see any shoes, so I grabbed the air freshener and sprayed over the top of the stall. Well...the guy was still in there. I must not have peeked low enough. I think he knows it was me because I couldn't help but crack up as I was high tailing it out of there.
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Bathroom Break
I'm almost two months pregnant so I am loving sleep right about now. I leave and go to the back stall and sleep an extra 30-45minutes after lunch...bad bad employee!
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cube gallery
at my previous place of employment one of the neighboring cubes was abandoned ... after a bit of time elapsed with no new co-worker cubitation of the empty spot, i put together monthly 'gallery' exhibits comprised mostly of found-object installation that thematically tied into daily life at the office ... i now have mini-galleries installed in the darkgrey metal cabinets of my current cubical { easy to open + close, allowing for selective gallery hours that depend upon who i might anticipate stopping by for a visit }
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Stinky Co-worker
We share a unisex bathroom in a VERY small office. Generally speaking, it's not a problem. Everyone is courteous & uses the exhaust fan, sprays air freshener, and leaves the fan on with the door shut after pooping.
All except for one female co-worker, that is. She has extremely smelly bowels and she never even turns on the exhaust fan. No air freshener... NOTHING! Then, the stench seeps into the rest of the office and our nostrils pay the harsh penalty.
My confession is that I'd like to poop under her desk to teach her a lesson about feces etiquette.
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